Kody

Humanist, RT≠ endorsement

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@CFCPapii_ @AjeboDanny when you die, you die, why are you expecting something else to happen?

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@XOT1CX @BRICSinfo thanks, stay blessed

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@XOT1CX @BRICSinfo what if you leave your land to a land where their laws contradict your faith, what happens?

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@firecracker_xx @Akazamoon33 it might drop soon, keep checking

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@SurlihUd @Akazamoon33 support

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@UTDbees @UnkleAyo if you actually thought for a second that he was reproaching them about the 15m, then you really deserve this country.

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@StackedSam @Uthman_usg @UTDTrey @Cristiano you should be ashamed of yourself

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@leal7237 @SullyTalkz you will have 20 points not man united, rubbish

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@princephafa @Fergie_84 @herchosenpath you're so naive

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@tipsabd @AgustinMuzzu he should be talking about what Spain did wrong not what the opposition did.

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@iam_ojiejon @DavidHundeyin you're so naive, omg

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@Way2oldtrafford @_AsiwajuLerry he was right though, his joke probably flew over your head.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@kofimadrid @ZwebackHD that's the joke.....

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@styce_ng @silver_star_13 you can stream a song more than once, obviously....

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@Sersmokie @SayLessof @mrbayoa1 stop embarrassing yourself

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@bigkozar @crypt_Ya @CatiaKyen scroll back up, read your earlier responses. They should be enough to make anyone shed tears. It's inconceivable that someone like this, is allowed in society. This only happens in Nigeria.

[Kody @DaRealKody]

@thelittleamaris if you love yourself, run away from this state

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@Idan_54 around 13hrs journey, lol, sha prioritise your life