Alexa

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

7 years ago we were funneling beers to Donald Trump by Mac Miller. It is now 2018, Donald Trump is president and Mac Miller is dead. What a miserable turn of events.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

@DJ_Tao @HarryBuckles Hahahahahah

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Resolve big T trauma? I’d rather be big D drama 😌

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

What’s the difference between Gwyneth Paltrow and Heidi Klum? There’s no punchline— I genuinely have no idea.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

The masculine urge to sell tech 🥴

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

In bed swiping through dating apps audibly saying “Ew..” every 10 seconds. Another day another dollar.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

@DrMarkBanas @Ring_Sheryl Does it matter? Jesus Christ

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

@simulx @Ring_Sheryl A verbal trap???? He was asked specifically about interracial marriage and instead of saying “hold on- that’s not even something that should be up for debate” he said states should decide its legal status. He is a moronic racist, just accept it.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

@SpotifyUSA fix it. Now.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

No because I’ll say it— YSL black opium smells fucking horrendous

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

If you repost a celeb pic that everyone is also reposting, you have no personality. For example if u just posted Rihanna pregnant.. u wanna be involved so bad. Go outside or something lol.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Is it me or do like, a lot of movies start with a boiling tea kettle?

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Cancel red and black checkered print. Makes me nauseous.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

I hate when old songs pop off on tiktok. Maneater by Nelly furtado for example. I had an out of body experience to that song on my iPod mini when i was 10. You simply cannot take it out of that context.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Hey if you’re really obsessed with the Megan Fox/MGK relationship, you probably don’t have a personality. And I don’t make the rules, but that’s how it is.

[X T I N A @ChristinaStam]

I made a Drake rug:)

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift is the fucking worst song ever made. It actually makes me enraged.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Just woke up worrying because in 7th grade science we watched a documentary on how Yellowstone is overdue for a super-eruption which would kill the legit whole US. And I think about that every few months.

[Ashley Quenneville @ashquenneville]

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Mitt Romney’s granddaughter called me fat in kindergarten and I truly believe that’s why I’m the body dysmorphic liberal I am today 🙂

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

Unless you are literally minutes away from dying of thirst, and maybe even then, don’t sigh heavily after drinking something.