Boulder Shoulders

Engineer,Single dad of two border collies, lift things up and set them down, OZ Alum, Outdoorsman,most likely to get kicked out of a Buffett#Thistraindontstop

[Boulder Shoulders @DaRealMeatSauce]

@vmiranDUH I uninstalled my insta prob gonna do the same with my Snapchat and Twitter soon

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Kisses dynasty album is such an underrated album

[KFC @kfc]

Self care isn’t just therapy or meditation. It is also eating a chicken tender

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY LET ME BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK

[Boulder Shoulders @DaRealMeatSauce]

@dhuyDOworkk I'm a pastafarian

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I would hire someone to hit my in the head with a cast iron frying pan if I could get this song outta my head

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@vmiranDUH Block out a whole week cuz shit gets intense. I could only handle an episode or two at times. I got to worked up

#garrison

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@vmiranDUH Tighten you boot straps and get ready for the ride

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@vmiranDUH That's a boy not a man

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@vmiranDUH Fluid is fluid and everything goes to the same place.... But I think you may be on to something.

Better get a trademark

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@vmiranDUH Competitive eaters do this

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I'm gonna make an Only Fans but it's just pics and videos of me eating

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One of those mornings I am feeling blessed and humble

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Easy like Sunday Morning

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@vmiranDUH

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I work remotely from home most days. But now I'm required to come to my office twice a week. I only show up now in Hawaiian shirts and it's a corporate wide Hawaiian shirt day.

I guess I came prepared

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I just talked myself out of pizza

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It's so weird to me getting compliments when I've been alone and thriving on my own for so long

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@vmiranDUH Smart move

Childish games are for children you def know your self worth