Ryan Riker

comedian/stutterer/actor/human/awkward...not all in that order.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@PlayStation please enable skyrim to be cloud streamed from on the ps5. I play the ps4 version. I only have quick saves and can’t upload any saved data. I’m 55 hours in. Please help. @PS_Support_US

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@MiamiDolphins for the love of god and I speak for everyone can we please please go back to the late 90s angry dolphins please. The colors and logo are far superior.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@Craftmonster3 @CNN @grok You need magic school bus in your life.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@Greg_Dulcich I’m so happy you got resigned. Big things are coming your way. You’re going to be scoring a lot this year. We need you to. You got so much talent. This year we will see it.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@DanhausenAD Please for all things very nice and very evil have a segment with @RonKillings we need this. #Truthhausen #thecursedtruth

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@Sprite I really feel like you all need to make a spoof sprite. Instead of lemon lime soda. Call it lime-lemon soda. Swap the colors. April fools that shit.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@MarkRuffalo @JimmyKimmelLive @TheDailyShow @JoshJohnson @jimmykimmel it’s my Greenland give it to me now give it to me daddy. #badegg #willywonka

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@mikegolicjr

I get the Tua hate but if the dolphins had at least a B- offensive line do you think the dolphins would be in the playoffs.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@golic if the dolphins have so much speed why in the world are they not doing a hurry up offense?

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@quinn31960 @LeadingReport Oh now your betrayed ? Fuck off

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@TonyReali from the bottom of my heart thank you for everything. I would come home after school and watch ATH instead of doing my homework(ATH was more important) I remember the feuds between woody and he who should not be named JM. I will miss the paper toss.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@jackblack please go on tour with Jack White and call it the ebony and ivory tour. #please.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@MarcWeinbergWX tell ups they need to close tonight. It’s going to be too dangerous for us to be out there!!!!

[Marc Weinberg @MarcWeinbergWX]

I cannot emphasize enough that this is a very dangerous spatial environment tomorrow. The wind energy is looking stronger and stronger with each run and the instability is upper echelon for our area.

I am very concerned about Friday. This is starting to show the earmarks of significant severe here.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@TheDarkestryder @WDRBNews Or even know where your stash is

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@jimmykimmel I’ll just leave this here.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@ColinJost I’ll just leave this here

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@nabisco @Oreo why can’t we get double stuffed spooky Halloween Oreos.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@screenjunkies please please make an honest trailer of dangerous minds…..high school kids jump roping? Come on now.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

@NBAonTNT
@SHAQ looking like a sexy 5th avenue bar
@BarkleyonTNT looking like a sexy caramello bar
@TurnerSportsEJ looking like a sexy zero bar
@TheJetOnTNT looking like a sexy 3 musketeers bar.

[Ryan Riker @DaRealRyanRiker]

Come on @Hostess_Snacks #zingers you guys are slacking. #smh