Blakanicus

Empathy is cool

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She’s the type of girl to make you wanna find religion.

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Jesus Christ and his forbidden martial arts

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Comfortably numb

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Just got told I’d make a hot femboy. Let’s fucking go ig 😂

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Not me using “Fuck” and “Good Grief” in the same sentence.

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Making dinner before I shower because I’m a dirty bitch

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Sometimes a mf just needs a hug.

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It’s too hot to be nice.

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Dreaming of being better

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Nothing matters 😀

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You either got good dick or good credit ya can’t have both. And brother, my credit is shit.

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Currently fighting the urge to call She-Hulk Mommy Lawyer

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Nah dawg, she got a toe ring I’m good.

[Kuko’s tweets @kuko_tweets]

It’s an eat ass or beat ass world

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I’m sad but I made my class of 300 people laugh. That’s a W

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My man finally got his helmet back and decided it was time to fix the scorched eyebrow situation

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I like skirts

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Told this girl I work at Walmart automotive and she left me on read

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Where’re the Milfs at?