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[BMS | JOEL DONATELLO 👾 @JoelPostbad]

Le match de Sadio Mane

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Tragic Moment: Mom Goes Live Before Unaliving Herself, Crying ‘All I do is work double shifts every day with no help for my two kids’

[IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW @DaRealWedlass1]

autour d’hommes quinquagénaires sur des yachts, sous couvert de « go girl ». Cette contradiction mérite aussi d’être questionnée 4)

[IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW @DaRealWedlass1]

De ce que je retiens des propos du docteur Wawa, elle ne prend en aucun cas position en faveur de Mané ni de son mariage. Elle se limite à rappeler un fait juridique : selon la loi, aucun crime n’a été commis. On peut parfaitement ne pas être d’accord avec le fait qu’un homme 1)

[IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW @DaRealWedlass1]

preuve de responsabilité dans le débat public.
Par ailleurs, il y a une certaine incohérence dans les réactions : les mêmes personnes qui critiquent ce mariage en raison de l’écart d’âge applaudissent parfois des scènes où de jeunes femmes d’une vingtaine d’années gravitent 3)

[Jason Burne @Monty_Brogan69]

Le "for suuuure" me termine totalement. Il va le rendre totalement dingo le Donald !

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

Michael Carrick, I beg you in the name of Allah, don’t introduce me to a lifestyle you cannot maintain 🙏🏾

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I went to a cigar lounge and I inhaled it and coughed everywhere and all da old niggas was assembled around me and told me to taste it and don’t inhale and started callin me New Money & Youngblood. I was like hold on bitch. Then they gave me a baby cigar like I was a lil bitch

[yass🇧🇫 @Yassk65]

Si ça devient bizarre activer le haram ball.

[𝕄𝕆ℍ𝔸 @Mohalecrack]

Les "aigles" de Carthage :
#NIGTUN

[Paulo 🇨🇻 @Paulo_X_]

Les ivoiriens qui font que tirer au ciel pour rendre hommage à DJ Arafat c’est beau ♥️#CIVCMR

[‏ً @marc225_]

Il y a le match Côte d’Ivoire vs Cameroun mais ma mère m’envoie quand même aller chercher de l’attiéké à Château Rouge

[Bundi🇧🇷🇨🇴 @ACHOKISIU7]

Mbappe replying under Endrick's post after he signed his loan documents to OL

[IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW @DaRealWedlass1]

Ah ouais les camerounais c’est le football champagne

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[50 Nuances 🇺🇸🏀 @50NuancesDeNBA]

REGARDEZ TOUTE LA SÉQUENCE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Cunnilinguist👾 @M_u_t_h_w_a]

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