Rickus Maximus

A giant among ants.

[Rickus Maximus @DaRickest]

Changed the profile pic to represent the times we live in. That is all.

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I can’t even take @Mike_Pence seriously with that fly he’s holding hostage with the Aquanet. #Debates2020 #VPDebate2020

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Forget dashing, I don’t even have Door Get-to-me-whenever-you-a-chance money.

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Adults should be able to “take a zero for the day.”

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My heart goes out to #vets and others suffering with #PTSD tonight, as my house rattles because of the dipshits still firing off mega-bomb-blast-9000’s at eleven god damned thirty at night. #HappyFourthOfJuly

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Quick PSA: #coronavirus still out there, folks. Probably more dangerous now than during the first wave - quite a few morons still refusing to mask up for the safety of OTHERS, despite ridiculous rises in cases. Stop threatening the lives of others. A LIFE > your COMFORT.

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Only 6200 folks showed up at @realDonaldTrump’s “million ticket” Tulsa rally. Wonder how many of those were the craigslist respondents? 🤔🤔

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365 Days has been #1 on Netflix for the last week, proving that quarantine makes y’all some horny motherfuckers. 😂

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@kt_liberty @SteelersWizard @BiasedGirl “Urban development” - see: “I don’t want black folk in my neighborhood.” Smdh. Probably call yourself a Christian too. Love thy neighbor, right?

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@Jordan_Meador @jmleeds @BradyHummel This is typically what happens when there isn’t an armed force to patrol peaceful areas. We’d hear constant stories of lawlessness if this wasn’t the case.

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@GBI_GA - y’all just got a cheat sheet of cops in @Atlanta_Police that need a closer eye. Everyone participating in this #BlueFlu needs their badge taken away for supporting this murderous prick. ANYONE thinking that a round into a suspects BACK is acceptable - get examined. Now.

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First off, call it like it is. @realDonaldTrump is a treasonous asshole. Second, John Bolton is a damn coward for not coming forward with this Xi revelation MUCH sooner. If you’re still planning on voting for this dipshit come November, get yourself checked for dementia. Smdh.

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You’d think that the folks worried about the government “comin to take my guns,” would be on board with hindering the governments ability to do so, but it’s 2020 so... yep.

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2020’s world version of Jumanji is getting a little much. Welcome to level 6: Unrest and Ebola.

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Cops are clashing with peaceful protestors, medical volunteers, and folks on their own damn porch... but the people demanding justice are the thugs? Escalation is only going to prove one fact: there’s a lot more willing dissenters than blind loyalists. #protests2020

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Saw a blip about Operation Warp Speed and thought it was Space Force-related, but nope, it’s obviously about the pandemic. Side note: This is an actual sentence from the year 2020 that’s representative of the batshitcraziness we’re struggling to become accustomed to.

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Wooo. Couple days off. Grandparents keeping the wee one. I’m ‘bout to get fightin in an empty house drunk. 😎😎

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Little one took her first unassisted steps today!! Words aren’t there. #proudpapa

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@brantleyday 😂😂😂