The Sorbs 🫐

Big arms, big thinker, Kevin Sorbo parody account. Follow for jokes that make my 8yo laugh.

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@ColtonOgburn BY DEFINITION ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MEASURED WITH TIME COULD BE LONGER

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@theliamnissan KID SAID NO TO DRUGS BUT THEY WOULDNT LISTEN

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@DanielRPK BLACK!?! GET OUT HERE YOU EFFING DORK AND GIVE SORBS HIS GODDAMN $500!!!

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@theliamnissan @ksorbs SORBS’ DRY, LEATHERY SKIN IS MORE LIKE THE KIND OF DURABLE BAGS USED BY MIGRANT WORKERS TO GATHER ORANGES OR APPLES BUT NICE TRY MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK LESS ON THE INSULTS AND MORE ON NOT GETTING YOUR DAUGHTER REPEATEDLY ABDUCTED

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@patriottakes NO THAT OLD SCRAGGLY GUY WHOSE FACE LOOKS LIKE THE SIDE OF A ROCKY MOUNTAIN IS DEFINITELY THE SORB’S DAD. SORBS LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER AND MY FACE IS AS SMOOTH AS THE BOTTOM OF THE BABY I EXCRETED ANDRENOCHROME FROM TO GET IT

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@Acyn @meiselasb SO UPLIFTING

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@GailSimone WHY SO FURIOUS?

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@GailSimone PROBABLY HERPES.

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@pattbb8 AS IN, LIKE, AIRPLANES?

IS THIS LIKE “DUST MY WETS?”

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@FLOTUS @GregProops BUT MY NAME IS SORBS AND MY BIRTHDAY WAS LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO

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@robertliefeld SORBS AGREES - THE WILL THEY/WON’T THEY RELATIONSHIP OF SETH AND SUMMER WAS SUPER COMPELLING AND SANDY COHEN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST TV DADS OF ALL TIME SORBS CRIED WHEN MARISSA COOPER WAS KILLED OFF

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@eavoss HELLO SOUTHERN-STATE7015

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@rickygervais SORBS IS TOLD THAT ANDRENOCHROME HAS A CRAZY AMOUNT OF CALORIES

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@RonFilipkowski HAVE YOU EVER TRIED RUNNING WHILE FLASHING PEOPLE GOOD LUCK

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IMAGINE THAT - AN ASTRONAUT ON THE SUN

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: India has launched its first space mission to study the sun, less than two weeks after a successful uncrewed landing near the south pole region of the moon. https://t.co/xmmv4vCTDb

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@Ilhan SORBS THINKS ITS REASSURING TO LEARN THAT REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL ORIENTATION JUSTICE THOMAS CAN BE BOUGHT BY ANYONE WITH ENOUGH MONEY

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@InternetH0F SORBS IS A DOM

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@CTVNews …DOES ANYONE KNOW HIS POLITICS?

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@CTVNews OK BUT HEAR SORBS OUT LIKE WHAT IF IT ONLY GIVES HIM NITROGEN-BASED SUPER POWERS AND HE BECOMES AN UNDEFEATABLE VILLAIN LIKE SUPER HEROES AREN’T REAL WE’D BE TOTALLY SCREWED.

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@VENOMCARNAGE777 @Jbandos ASIAN DON’T RAISIN, MY FRIEND