Stu McMillan

Over a million sperm were released at the point of ejaculation, i was the quickest.
1st and last thing I was ever good at 🤔

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Went into a graffiti covered portaloo this morning, nice to know that people still remember him #ripbennyharvey @DaftLimmy

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Oh, so it's that kind of vault 🤔
🤣🤣
#fallout

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

This appeared on a kids singalong on YouTube my kid was watching, Tinder Surprise!!? 😂
Pretty sure he's to young for #Tinder although I dare say there's defo some surprises on it 🙈😂

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Working my way through as many Kentucky and Tennesse bourbons/whiskys as I can in 2024.
These are my top 4 so far.
On holiday for rest of week so I'm allowed to drink on a school night 😀
#jd #jackdaniels #makersmark #woodfordreserve

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Think this is the best pic i took in 2023
Always check the backgrounds before taking selfies 🤣
Forgive the Movember goatee 🙈
#massivecock #iveco #dadjokes

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

@HMRCcustomers OK will call in morning. Thank you.

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

@NostalgiaFolder

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@ScottishBantrr

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@russty_russ Could have it in a set up like this classic 80s living room.
Was a museum piece, jeez I feel old 😂

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

@FilmsFallout Can't play Caravan

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Entrance to the snack bar has the coolest wall art 😃👍
#Thesopranos #Sopranos

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

My #Halloween costume from 2015
Was hoping to have a #quickstop shirt for this year, but sold out 😭
It's cool though, can wear the Quickstop shirt at Xmas , and I will 🤣
#clerks #Clerks3 @ThatKevinSmith

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Thought I was in a time warp earlier.
Have heard of Betamax since 1987 🤣
God I feel old now 🙈
@russty_russ thought you might appreciate this 🤣🤣

#80s #betamax

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Thank you @All4
Just thank you, thank you, thank you 👏👏👏👏
#friskydingo and #aquateenhungerforce helped me through my nightshifts.
Absolute pleasure to have you guys on demand.
#killface #athf #adultswim #ThankYou

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

"Excuse me sir, do you use Zortol?"
"Aye, I don't drink anything else "
#chewingthefat predicting the future before the Tide Pods scandal 🤣🤣
#bbcscotland @greghemphill96 @FordKiernan1

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Watching #TOTP :the story of 1990
I still say one of the biggest BBC mistakes was putting #TOTP on at 1930 on a Friday night when #coronationstreet was on at same time on itv in the early 2000s
Absolute downfall of an epic music programme.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary and managed 100000 miles in the manky work van.
2 highlights in one day 🙈🤣
#livingmybestlife 🤣

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

@JamesGunn has done it again 👏 👏👏
Brilliant series, fantastic final episode , this is how its done.
#PeacemakerFinale
#peacemaker

[Stu McMillan @DaSpecialFace]

Saying to your kids that bottle caps may save your life, but they look at you as if you're full of Psycho 🥺
#Fallout #FalloutNewVegas

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So this is Mortys new way of greeting me when i get home 😂
#cats #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter