🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc)

“You got a problem with cartoons?” #MarvelRP #SpiderVerse Written by: #Tanner Roleplay. Not associated with Marvel.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

“My name is Peter Porker!”

-Peter Porker/Spider-Ham
-Spider-Verse Rp
-Crossover Friendly

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

Nods, turning to stare into the camera, too.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

“That is an interesting theory.”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

“You ever think about /that/?”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

Pulls out a mallet.

“Anti-cartoon spray?! Are you sure /you’re/ not the cartoon?”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

“You wanna be next?”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

We’re just delivering justice.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

You know why you’re here. Nobody can save you.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@BlackWebSlinger || Spider-Ham you say? 👀

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@Realspider2099 You bet I do!

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

BLAMO!

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “Alright. But I don’t know where to go...”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “Sounds like a plan!”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “I don’t know. Probably something wacky.”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen He smiles back at her.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “Aw, Thanks, Gwen!”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “I agree! Finally, I’m getting some respect around here!”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

@UltiRed_Gwen “Doing pretty good. They made a new comic about me, so that’s pretty cool.”

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

That’s a good answer.

[🕷🐷Spider-Ham🐷🕷 (parody acc) @DaSpiderHam]

Peter Porker, however, is not.