Meriwether Qwuoochie

I am the real qwuooch. Feel my wrath, I am all seeing and knowing. I have left this planet and now intend to reclaim my Family Toothpick Factory

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

Has it ever occurred to you that you surround yourself with people who tell you you're right, and that you are totally wrong?

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

Join us. Come take the factory. We have cookies--for soft jaws.

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Surrender yourself to the qwuooch. It is the only way to assign meaning to your life

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

This is a tweet. You are reading it. Come join us and save yourself

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Come one come all to our wonderful carnival, no not that kind, the existential kind.

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He is one with the qwuooch now

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@DaQwuooch No, you uave perverted it into a machine. You know nothing of what you speak, you are sick with your own lies.

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

@DaQwuooch @SpencyGString Sorry this it, or corporeal being.

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@DaQwuooch @SpencyGString This guy doesn't understand a metaphor.

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@DaQwuooch @SpencyGString You tell lies, you associate with mortals, you are no qwuooch

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

@SpencyGString @DaQwuooch It is a name that cannot be pronounced by mortal tongues.

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I encourage our family to explore the world. Claim it for our family. We will protect you.

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

White is right

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Only the true qwuooch understands such things

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

@DaQwuooch I chose not to capitalize it. The title should not serve to elevate; it unifies. I am one with all and all is one with md.

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

I am one. I am all. Work with me or against me. I am alpha and omega. All hail the true qwuooch!

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

Make your games, sing your K-log tunes. I'll be watching.

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

Unzip your mind and realize I am IT.

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

The pens with which we write our detstiny also will create a black hole of oblivion that will absorb our spirits and let us all exist as one

[Meriwether Qwuoochie @DaTrueQwuooch]

But a donation of 12 arms is required. #prevtweet