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No O.J. No straw. When you give it to me, yeah, give it to me raw.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Sam Neill (2025): “It’s not a happy place, America, and I wasn’t happy there. I’m interested in the condition of America now. It beggars belief what’s happening there now. When you hear a slogan like Make America Great Again, it makes a sort of weird sense because America could be great again, but at community level. Not with sort of strange billionaires making weird decisions”

[rachel @rachelmillman]

RIP to one of the all time greats

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@Amy_Siskind It’s so funny you still have this up.

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@bleedcubbieblue No chance in hell

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@nathanrabin The funniest cast list of all time

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@peter_digaudio @Project_TBONE lol

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Platner is demanding any replacement be anti-war, anti-genocide and pro-medicare for all and the Maine Democratic Party is flatly saying no

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@briebriejoy Hey, where’s Virgil, btw?

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@RichardERoeper Imagining a world where the show was still a massive hit but stuck with the name “The Seinfeld Chronicles”

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@AEW @Q101Chicago @NOW_Arena Hoffman Estates is not Chicago

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@emzanotti @chicagobars Oh, I thought this was about Trump

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

no healthcare. no vibrant middle class. crumbling infrastructure. grifters in every office. so all we have are tools and symbols of violence to flaunt that are antiquated useless to win wars but only useful to bomb poor third world countries. happy 250th

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@AEW @WillOspreay @JonMoxley

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@TownsUsa

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@Cubs

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@SheaSerrano Hell yeah, potato tacos por desayuno!

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake How many chapters about his sexual misconduct allegations?

[Lance @DaTwittaLance]

@madsssagascar Yeah, but at 5am, moving all of that shit around to get your perfect shots. The husband is absolutely sitting in the other room watching her do this while he watches SportsCenter.