Alexander “Big Xan” Goldfarb

Max CoC Town Hall 12 | Certified Yapper | IU SPEA ‘94

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Feeling like this mf rn. Big night ahead #kachow

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@manualbreathin2 Not to be a hater here small but this 4th blows dick

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You gotta be fucking joking

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@MarkMyers65 @Rusty_Rockwell Guido

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@manualbreathin2 Small,

Rly fw this

Best,
Big Xan

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@DonMonelli8 Love you but this is a miss

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@manualbreathin2 Auto like

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@ronaldveazer Westchester grit

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@JoaquinFromOslo Don’t try and re-invent the wheel. Hit ur favorite food spots again, go back to ur favorite bars, check off a touristy thing you never got to do

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How it feels to get a decent date party date these days #hoeflation

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@Annddddddd21952 @JoaquinFromOslo Been there. Done that #UniqueExperience

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Ex fucking spand

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Currently en route to Barcelona. Juniors will say I’m washed. I say this’ll be #nothingbutgas #miguelito

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@BoobMKnight Saw the dude in the blue rip a few pushups at the bar b4 the huzz got there #douchebag #lowkeyCBTM?

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Better 1-2 combo than Pacquiao #cornerfade

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@DWlsh2884 Saw this dude grabbing ass at pi kapps the other weekend #eastcoastgrit

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@jdnsnsnak Need more info on 2$ Tuesday course

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@philmickelzynn This just pmo

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@JoaquinFromOslo This is ball knowledge

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@Ilovejoshhart My moms friends think I’m a fucking stud

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Old timer on my flight today pulled out an incredible move:

(He and I are in neighboring aisle seats) Flight lands, instead of standing and waiting like a jackass dude sits on the aisle-side armrest.

Increased visibility of the action up front, yet still firmly seated. Genius.