DaZi

Wine snob(ish). Bourbon connoisseur. Cigar enjoyer. Battle-tested NY Jets fan. Sim racing extraordinaire. Pizza assassin.

[DaZi @daziphoto]

Remember that guy who paid $1,000,000 for a photograph of a potato? I wonder if he'd like to spice up his collection.

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@ItsToad_ Right after pay phones accept it.

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Good thing he doesn't play for a Philadelphia team.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Colombian forward Jáminton Campaz is in hiding after receiving death threats over a missed shot

Campaz kicked a shot over the cross bar, and Columbia was eventually eliminated on penalties

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@dr_hugh_jass Hugh Jass = big as... never mind. I've had too much Eagle Rare. I'm going to bed.

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I have made some really poor decisions in my life..

[CNBC @CNBC]

Private chefs are making up to $300,000 a year, and butlers can earn as much as $180,000 as the wealthy hire more household staff to manage their increasingly complex lives, according to a new study. https://t.co/jMzL4fbEsM

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@dr_hugh_jass Big asses need love too.

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@livefreeordeb @psforpublius You hush

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@psforpublius @livefreeordeb I hope you're sitting down for this...

I see what you did there.

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@psforpublius @livefreeordeb They definitely don't hear. Maybe I'm weird, like a unicorn.

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@psforpublius @livefreeordeb Hear? Or read?

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@zillaah707 plating: 10/10

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@dr_hugh_jass @38thparalell L is for luddite.

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Bird watching is very relaxing.

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@38thparalell At the risk of being redundant…

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@EvelynLouise8 I still get the willies today when I’m reminded (read: re-traumatized) of the horror.

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@38thparalell

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@TheLanceMan1 As our friend RaKell would say “zero fucks given”.

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@D_Schiffhauer Quality over quantity, my friend.

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@38thparalell What’s in the glass?

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@psforpublius Alrighty then. I guess you don't want me to know what you meant.