Toad

These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.

[Toad @ItsToad_]

Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@heckyessica Well they both get carved

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@EricNowTweets Talk about nature vs nurture

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@TheReactionGif NO QUESTIONS

[Toad @ItsToad_]

It’s time. Don’t ask questions. Click the link.

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

https://t.co/qu3nn7TiFA

[Toad @ItsToad_]

Start creating your Twitch account so you can join in

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

https://t.co/qu3nn7TiFA

[TexasAF 🇺🇸 @DillowTalk2]

@RogersForTexas , just to be sure I have this correct, your endorsing James Talarico, correct?

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@Astraeajustice1 It happened

[Toad @ItsToad_]

Hi, my name is Toad and I am doing everything I can right now to not yell at my kids

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@jsh97p Yes but briefly and I didn’t have to turn it up to 11

[The Wasatch Jackalope @Jackalopes_Inc]

Remember last year’s Tractor Supply Christmas spears?

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

I got this joke when I was 8.

The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@60Minutes

[Toad @ItsToad_]

Look Big 12, I want y’all to beat the allegations but I’m gonna need y’all to do your part

[Toad @ItsToad_]

This is college football at its finest

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@FiremanNota You didn’t have to share this with us

[Bad Takes Bryan @BadTakesBryan]

@lee_bail83 versus @ItsToad_

[Toad @ItsToad_]

@LevelHeading @ShamashAran WTF

[Toad @ItsToad_]

This explains why he unfollowed me

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Periodic reminder that I am absolutely undefeated in having the hottest mutuals on this damn platform