Bad Takes Bryan

Sometimes my bad takes are good.

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@JonnyMicro Have you considered settling down and smiling more?

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I had the funniest thing happen, tonight. My kid told me about a song she liked, it eluded to sex. I told her that it’s kind of awkward for the subject to be shared with dad. She said most songs, nowadays are about sex (in a roundabout way). I told her I could share her one song title every day for the rest of my life that wasn’t about that topic.

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@unkonfined I don’t view my value regarding impressions or engagement.

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Don’t want to talk about it!

[O @Somethingabthat]

what are your thoughts on dr.pepper?

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@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo It could use a little steel guitar to fill, to be fair.

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@Junebagio I’m not even sure what to think. @ExLibrisNemo might like that song.

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@thefarmers_Dog You forgot about how much politicians worry about how much methane you expel in your farts.

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@CallMeK1123 Maybe it’s something in between.

Done with the interactions?

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@sdeslav @ArcaneM3F @ItsToad_ @38thparalell Some weak-ass bullshit to leave aside, I suppose.

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I have one unencrypted chat with a few Matts, but we make fun of the Matts. It’s okay if that chat is unencrypted, so everyone else can see us making fun of them.

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@ArcaneM3F @sdeslav @ItsToad_ @38thparalell I figure the absent Matts cannot argue.

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@kelly_ques Fuck that. I’d rather find a woman willing to risk her life to raise children.

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@sdeslav @ArcaneM3F @ItsToad_ @38thparalell Were = used to be = not current

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@S_U_Network Natrone Means.

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@38thparalell I figure that’s seeking refuge from normal life.

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@dantypo Just wait until you get rekt by your elders at word games.

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@dantypo The toddlers never win. The kids never win anything until they try hard enough for that. Maybe in High School, maybe.

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@cowincrisis Waterbed.

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@BrunusCutis It remembers everything, right?

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@sdeslav @ItsToad_ @38thparalell Those bitches don’t show up anymore.

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@DudeManSir Fair enough, Brody.

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La-a
“La dash a”

[Kelly🇦🇺🇭🇺 @kelly_ques]

What would be the worst name you could give to your child?