Karah

Lover of cookies, fluent speaker of sarcasm

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

how it feels waking up to unhealthy air quality instead of hazardous

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what it feels like to live with your parents for free but having to pay for it with your mental health

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😭

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[daz @MetamateDaz]

NOTHING SAYS “THRIVING ECONOMY” LIKE 90% OF MY 25-30 YEAR OLD FRIENDS STILL LIVING WITH THEIR PARENT BECAUSE NONE OF THEM CAN AFFORD RENT SEPARATELY.

[Zion @zionszzn]

My debit card is more like a gift card... not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I don’t know who needs to hear this BUT I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 3 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.

[Haley Whipjack @whippedjack]

but we.... we know how he became.... they explain it in the first movie....

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

$5,000??? y’all never finding me

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

fuck RIGHT OFF dog @DisneyPlus i should be allowed to stream the service i pay for wherever i am????

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Dami @spoiltkate_]

The 9-5 experience is leaving work tired, getting home tired, sleeping tired, then waking up tired to go back to work.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable