Carter Lane

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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Reminder that Jimmy Buffet had 0.5 seconds of screen time in "Jurassic World" and knew exactly how to use it.

[J6 Videos @J6Videos]

42 SECONDS
.@SpeakerJohnson @elonmusk
The "counter snipers" didn't take the shot at the shooter sniper

They were looking at him at least 42 seconds before the ear shot on Donald Trump and failed the President

Did The CIA do an inside job with Thomas Matthew Crooks w/ the AR-15

[Carter Lane @Da_Cartographer]

that drum line goes pretty hard.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this gon be the battle of a century

[Faisal @im_faisaI]

#RedDeadRedemption2

[LLGLO🕊 @Eat_THA_maN]

Bruuuuuh 😂😂😂😂I love this shit

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

my dads keyboard

[Maya ✨ @mayaalexus]

Since I’m a computer science major, I decided to recreate @sza CTRL album as a grad pic. 👩🏾‍💻✨ #BlackTechTwitter #WomenWhoCode

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Friendship depends on trust and trust depends on having a strong sense of concern for the welfare of others. Be honest, truthful and warm-hearted. Make compassion the basis of your determination. Think of what the future can be, not what happened in the past.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

This story is insane.

[Squatingdog @thesquatingdog]

Just casually adding things to the app when my wife comes in and asks me why there is a butthole in the middle of the Fortnite map. And now that I can't unsee it... you wont be able to either. Have a goodnight twitter.

[Harris Heller @HarrisHeller]

Hey guys, if you’re young, unmarried, no kids or anyone else relying on you.. take some risks this year.

You don’t realize how much harder it will be to take the same risks in 5 years

[Carter Lane @Da_Cartographer]

@firemonkey Level 181! This season was a lot of fun, but ready for it to be over so we can’t get rid of the freaking iron man beam lol

[fka sids @yungsids]

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

[Carter Lane @Da_Cartographer]

@anderson_deneka 🤣🤣🤣

[Carter Lane @Da_Cartographer]

I think it’s so cool to say I was alive to see the first ever female VP of the United States. That’s really something man

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

SCOOBY-DON !!

[casey frey dancing to @CaseyDancing]

casey frey dancing to september by earth, wind & fire