Shelby

You say tall ginger, i say gingeraffe. #VincitQuiSeVincit.

[Jared Speckman @Speck60]

The AFC West: We have done our best to compete with the Chiefs

The Chiefs: we have signed a safety that will also kick field goals

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

LETS GO!!🦖

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Gang’s all here!

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Jurassic right down to the sole. Engineered with inspiration from the iconic Explorer, Mr. DNA, Ian Malcolm and more, our @Reebok collab drops next week.

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

Help im not actually reposting or liking things I just have a kitten: a memoir

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

When winter leaves, but your seasonal depression doesn't...

[Karamo @Karamo]

Jesus Wasn’t White. #HappyEaster

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

who taught my boyfriend color words? he just pulled out “burnt sienna” and I just know he’s cheating on me

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

We have a pj day at work tomorrow and I legit have no idea what to wear because I'm 25 and haven't slept in pj's since I was 5..

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

If i have to go back to the ER I'm literally just going to cry.

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

Also just sent an email that contained the phrase "the fentanyl should be out of my system by then" so let's bring on Monday.

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

2021 is a weird one y'all. At this point I have more hospital bands than 21+ bands 🥴

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

Outside: feels like -2

Me: *puts fan on 2 instead of 3*

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

You know what else is really nice? President Biden hasn’t said squat about the impeachment. He’s not watching it on TV, he’s not tweeting about it, he’s not weighing in on it at all.

He’s just doing this job.

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

"Why do you want this job?"

Because I need more of the green papers to exchange for someone stabbing me a million times in the name of art

[𝕱aith Love @Izzyalright]

They gotta stop charging people to apply for apartments. I just feel like it’s wrong in every way.

[Shelby @Da_Gingeraffe]

Yall ever been in the position of letting the other persons relationship fuck with yours because you're too empathic to separate the two?? Just me??? 😬🙃

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

goodnight ladies ily & remember there is someone out there who will love you with no ifs, ands, or buts and if you feel like you have to make yourself smaller for a person to love you I promise that is not the right person for you

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Senators, please prevent the next insurrection. Convict.