Jonathan Deguzman

*inspirational platitude*

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

I never thought i would ever actually like running, but here I am putting in 5km every day for the past two weeks like it aint nothing

But dont get it twisted bc i still fucking hate every second of it

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Also, if any of yalls are about it, youre more than welcome to see the shit ive gotten into at @/shaka.cos on insta and @shakacos on twitter. But ima warn you rn, theres some weird cosplay/anime shit goin down over there. That guy's wild af. I barely know the fucker tbh.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Been a minute yalls, but the lowdown so far is as follows:
1. Last semester
2. Down 43 pounds since January
3. I dove into cosplay and am living
4. Still a fucking dork

Basically im the best version of me ive been yet and this is the first time ive been this happy in a while

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Never give up. I really like the sound of that.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

When a dude with a greasy ass undercut, fade tint sunglasses indoors, a shitty beard lineup, and a obviously over the top Gucci belt gets busted for using a fake credit card trying to buy fucking barstools

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

If you liked Avatar TLA and LOK, then I implore you to give Voltron: Legendary Defender on Netflix a try bc its by the same people and is amazing.

Also bc the 6th season comes out in 11 days so you wont have to wait that long if you binge it, which you most likely will.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Pls no https://t.co/U9A3TWWz3O

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm bored. Thinking about fucking some shit up.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

@lil_girl_daw You were lol

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Sometimes I forget that I had this absolute unit of a beard and then I see random pics/vids of it and oml look at the bloody thing

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

I'm waiting to eat dinner with my dad and I've watched this on loop for a solid 10min so I guess its worth the rt https://t.co/hae319BPTu

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

You better believe the first thing I did on my new phone was install and log in to uber bc you know for damn sure drunk jon wouldve been in some deep shit if he had to do that at 2am on front of spinellis with 3% battery life

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

It's really rough when I spend so much time trying to get you out of my damn head, and it just all falls apart and I'm back at square one.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

I have my first photoshoot in three days and my fat ass just ate some curly fries RIP

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

The next 32 hours are going to be so fucking busy lol rip

[Satan @s8n]

All I want is for someone to love and eventually kill me to gain control over hell, is that too much to ask for?

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Also:
-does cardio
-gets bit

You better believe I'm taking that as a sign.

Look all I'm saying is I've never been bitten by a dog while doing preacher curls.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Honestly I'm really most mad about having to cancel my workout after only doing cardio and go to urgent care bc today was arms and I was really looking forward to it gdi

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

Seriously, control your damn pets people. It's not that hard, and if it is for you, you should not be a pet owner.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

If you do not have positive control over your dog in a public space, you are a liability. I don't care how much you 'trust' your dog. You are expected to be able to control your dog if they were to move after and bite a stranger. Be fucking responsible and take ownership.

[Jonathan Deguzman @Da_Gooseman]

On that note, I type this while I wait in urgent care bc an irresponsible owner failed their dog and let it actually bite me while I was on my run this morning.