The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.
Some pitching ideas for Texas A&M tonight:
1. Find the cloning machine from The Prestige and make 10 Freshcorns.
2. Get a local judge to give Ryan Prager eligibility through a temporary injunction.
3. Marcel Reed played baseball in high school.
I’m out of ideas.
Here's how I would solve the pitching decision for tonight: We give Clayton Freshcorn whatever Zach Calzada got in the tent against Bama in 2021 and let's ride
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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.
In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.