Uncle Rhettster

Not the smartass you deserve, but the smartass you need. Amateur expert. Black belt in the martial art known simply as Sofa Jitsu. #CubsinHaiku author

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@AldoSoto21 On the road or home.
It doesn't really matter.
Cubs just keep losing.
#cubsinhaiku
COL 7, CHC 3 F
@AldoSoto21 @WatchMarquee @thekapman

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs On the road or home.
It doesn't really matter.
@Cubs just keep losing.
#cubsinhaiku
COL 7, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

On the road or home.
It doesn't really matter.
@Cubs just keep losing.
#cubsinhaiku
COL 7, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs One more series loss.
Haven't won a series since
Reds were swept in four...
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 2, CHC 1 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

One more series loss.
Haven't won a series since
Reds were swept in four...
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 2, CHC 1 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@AldoSoto21 PCA's two bombs
Tied the game, kept us alive.
Busch comes through in 10th!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 3, SFG 2 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs PCA's two bombs
Tied the game, kept us alive.
Busch comes through in 10th!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 3, SFG 2 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

PCA's two bombs
Tied the game, kept us alive.
Busch comes through in 10th!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 3, SFG 2 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@AldoSoto21 That was a bloodbath.
Out homered seven to one.
No comeback today
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 18, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs That was a bloodbath.
Out homered seven to one.
No comeback today
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 18, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@thekapman @YouTube That was a bloodbath.
Out homered seven to one.
No comeback today
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 18, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

That was a bloodbath.
Out homered seven to one.
No comeback today
#cubsinhaiku
SFG 18, CHC 3 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@AldoSoto21 FINALLY!! A win!!
PCA came through BIG TIME!
Let this be the spark!!!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 7, ATH 6 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs FINALLY!! A win!!
PCA came through BIG TIME!
Let this be the spark!!!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 7, ATH 6 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

FINALLY!! A win!!
PCA came through BIG TIME!
Let this be the spark!!!
#cubsinhaiku #FlyTheW #CubsWin
CHC 7, ATH 6 F
@WatchMarquee @Cubs @AldoSoto21 @thekapman

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs woes continue.
I really thought we had this.
But let down again.
#cubsinhaiku
ATH 5, CHC 4 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs woes continue.
I really thought we had this.
But let down again.
#cubsinhaiku
ATH 5, CHC 4 F10

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs Seventh straight home loss.
@Cubs hitting woes continue,
Gotta keep the faith.
#cubsinhaiku
ATH 2, CHC 1 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

Seventh straight home loss.
Offensive woes continue,
Gotta keep the faith.
#cubsinhaiku
ATH 2, CHC 1 F

[Uncle Rhettster @Da_Rhettster]

@Cubs Another series
Where the @Cubs underperform.
Where have the bats gone?
#cubsinhaiku
STL 5, CHC 1 F