NICHOLAS

Good morning

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@Bean_Is_Life @BGatesIsaPyscho No. Freeway traffic doesn’t yield to on-ramp traffic. Ramp traffic need to match speed of freeway. He should’ve floored it. But the semi has no obligation to change speed

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@MichaelCal62589 @BGatesIsaPyscho Wrong. Merging traffic yields. Semi is established

[matt @IraqWarLiker]

“Soup of the Day implies the existence of a Soup of the Night” no it fucking doesn’t. Give me your phone and wallet. I’m not fucking around

[big duntles @biglunty]

standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@ricko_nasty Big fan

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@spaceymasey_ Where at?

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@chromatica99 What app is that

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its cool that mrs. butterworth was like “hmm maybe the bottle should be the shape of my perfect fucking body”

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@fiftytwo80ghost Same happened to me but then I noticed I was on the “for you” tab lol

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@Lux_ternity Yes!!!

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

not your decision

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@DonBonza Could you imagine

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@MikeInTheFront Supposed to be the 656 departure from yyz. We’re still here at the gate…..

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

Finally, the day has come. His last trip at delta and we’re off to pilot training! @ Boston Logan International Airport https://t.co/gD692K0txS

[NICHOLAS @Da_Sherifff]

@_ooKAY Always a classic. Shall I put the pic back in my header??

[Dooza @dooglaza]

POV: walking into the Scholastic book fair with no money

5th grade me: