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I like things and I do stuff from time to time. Mastodon, Skyrim, and cold cuts occupy my chief interests #MillerHighLivesMatter

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Wanna come see see twist come another twist another see a twist a wist a twist another twist

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Brilliant penoty as allways Arry

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you’re either rooting for mexico or you’re the enemy

those are the only two options tonight

[Ghost Koby @Ko6ys__]

Cant wait to do this on #BO1 when the Port comes out!!

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@DanAlanRourke I can blame both #FireBoone #FireCashman

[Drex 🔜 w*rk @TotallyNotDrex]

"here comes our beloved senator Mitch McConnell"

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM HAPPY OF 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE

[Bobby Milone @BobbyMilone29]

Schuemann in CF?.....the day they sent down Jones LOL

For Jones sake I hope he gets traded this July

If they think Schuemann is a better CF than Jones, trade Jones this deadline

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I think I have like 200+ hours on my first playthrough. For like 2+ months every day I’d come home from work and do cowboy shit

[Gene Park, Obama’s Skull Face @GenePark]

for me red dead 2 is easily one of the best written AAA games ever. i have issues with gameplay pacing sure (honestly 99% of that is “Guarma”) but its an incredible work that gets better on replay. i kinda wanna play it now even. every time i see rdr2 glaze im like yeah go ahead

[🔥🛠️ Fire-Toolz 🔴👩🏻‍💻 @fire_toolz]

...And You Will Know Us by the Smell of Weed

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Smoking Big Doinks — Young King Dave (2017)

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Alexander the Great, 332 BC:

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We’re in San Diego for the weekend and I get why Ron Burgundy tossed the burrito out the car window now. All the burritos are massive

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

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Every uber driver is like oh you wanted me to take the efficient route? What if instead I drove 50 down every side street?

[Muzed @sellyourcause]

I hate straight edge bands I can never buy merch from them cause it will be a cool ass graphic then on the back big as hell it says something like “IM FUCKING STRAIGHT EDGE KILL ALL DEALERS”

[Gene Park, Obama’s Skull Face @GenePark]

The game shelf is going away, leaving players only with a flimsy future of logging in.

https://t.co/HyjiC4AP95

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@YankeeSource He brought in Nestor Cortes we’re not working with too much brainpower here

[The Burning Cleaver Butch Williams @andycomplains]

Insane stat of the day…@RobZombie says “yeah” 671 times on La Sexorcisto. That’s almost double the amount James Hetfield says “yeah” in all of their records combined. Hetfield says “yeah” only 221 times in all Metallica records. Pretty wild.