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[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Me after someone stares at me for too long

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Kids ain’t scared of anything but going to sleep

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

That one crumb in the air fryer getting cooked for the 87th time

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when you're doing nothing at work but still want to go home because doing nothing at home is better

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I can’t believe the worst things in this world are having a job and not having a job

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behavior

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts