Dan Simpson

Arsenal FC

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

75 Day challenge starts today 🤝

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

How Elneny is a pro footballer is beyond me

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

This is embarrassing 😂😂

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

Day 4 of quizzing ministers on Omicron numbers and still confusion.

Health Minister @gilliankeegan has the figures this morning...🤔👇

#KayBurley FM

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@_josh_reynolds Gunna look like this at the end of the pandemic

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

You’re an idiot if you’re still following the rules set by these fucking donkeys

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@CallumFletche10 Aguero couldn’t even tie Henry’s shoelaces mate

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@CallumFletche10 If you’re talking about goal scoring ability you’d have to say Shearer or as an all round package you’d say Henry, you’re simply saying Aguero to be edgy 😂

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@CallumFletche10 Shut up, you muppet 😂

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@lydswilkinson @_katiehewittx

[Jonathan @Jonny_artist]

Forget elf on the shelf...here's

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@SMay91 @AlexaBliss_WWE You still coming back for more greasy bollocks? Ain’t you got some wwe to watch or even better touch some kids ?

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Wow bro !! You put so much effort into that!! If only you put that much effort into finding a half decent Mrs you wouldn’t be so miserable

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Send me a link to your polos as well mate, really want a pink one !!!

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Shut up you absolute drip. I’m praying they don’t end up with that same hairline because it will be a long and miserable life

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@SMay91 @JubileeReserves Tell me more mate, I love WWE !!

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Did you do the same with your kids mush? I’m sure they will be embarrassed seeing the haircut and polos you rock

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves The embarrassing thing is you’re actually shagging that thing as well 😂😂 I feel for you mate, i really do

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@SMay91 @JubileeReserves Who’s your fav wrestler ? Mines John Cena when I was 11 years old

[Dan Simpson @DaanSimpson]

@SMay91 @AlexaBliss_WWE The sexiest one