after nearly six months of conditioning... training to the absolute limits of his biology... our sponsored track and field snail, mick, is finally ready for action. watch the clip below as mick engages his overdrive mode, propelling him forwards on this treadmill-type device at ludicrous speeds, once thought theoretically impossible for a snale to achieve.
mick is due to compete in next weekend's "snailympics," legally distinct and unrelated to the competing "mollusceum" you may already be familiar with. we anticipate that his performance shall be quite satisfactory across a multitude of events.
(from ig @ the_snail_hospital)