Dabney Coleman

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​My youngest gave me a set of those cleaning slippers for Father’s Day. I don’t need cleaning slippers. I need less lazy family members.

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“The Oprah Finale?” How did I miss Oprah making it through the 90’s without dying?

[Dabney Coleman @DabneyColeman]

What's all this hullabaloo over 'reusable shopping bags?' I've been using the same paper bag from Woolworth's for over 40 years!

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I decided between pictures by ranking mustache expressiveness. This find made the two hours pouring over old head shots completely worth it.