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Happiest Man Alive

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If Antony Starr doesn't get an Emmy for this last season playing Homelander I'll never watch tv again

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Tell @badbunnyfiles I'm on day 717 of Duolingo. It's harder than ya think 🤣😭

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@SHAQ 68 during summer, 70 in winter

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Papa Murphy's is a marketing genius. They really convinced us that making us cook the pizza ourself is somehow a convenience.

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Just watched Moana 2, not bad.

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When will celebrities realize we don't care about them or their views anymore?

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Elon Musk is a real life Seto Kaiba

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Logged in to post about my show coming up. But remembered everyone on here is just arguing about Elon Musk or something..

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Rap hasn't been good since 2021. Other than a few exceptions.

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@ihybeto

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Spotify Unwrapped

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What if I went to therapy just to brag?

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Older I get the more I relate to Seto Kaiba

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MedCity TALK. @DaboFlai

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Having the internet in your pocket prevents so many arguments.

To end a debate when I was a kid, you either went to the library, or you stopped being friends.

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Say whatever you want, you aren't famous, no one is listening, you can't get canceled. Social anxiety to the wind 🌬️