David

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

[David @Dabomber]

@NFFC Good job missing the whole East Coast of Australia. 🫣

5am for all us folks! 🇦🇺

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Let the countdown begin‼️

[David @Dabomber]

@knbrmurph That sucked. 🥺

[Taylor Silverman @tmsilverman]

This is Ian Gallagher. He calls himself “Lilian” and wants to hang out in the ladies bathroom.

This is the man that stole $5000 at a women’s Redbull skateboarding competition. Amongst the actual women in the event I placed first…but because Ian is an abusive fraud and Redbull is woke…everyone pretended I got second.

Then something these repulsive liars didn’t expect happened…I spoke up and told the truth.

[David @Dabomber]

@Thomo_Grant This is 100% factual... Everything is ambiguous with the AFL.

[David @Dabomber]

@essendonfc Pssst... It's the wrong colour! 😂

[David @Dabomber]

@DRTerryTaber @Drstrange69 🇭🇲 🫡

[David @Dabomber]

@sharkvoice @SanJoseSharks @TBLightning @NBCSSharks @DanRusanowsky @AHoshidaSports @SharksStats @TedRamey @jasondemers5 @NickNollen That screen is great!!

[David @Dabomber]

@brgridiron 100% (as a SF fan) agree! No excuses at all!

[David @Dabomber]

@kayosports / @ESPNAusNZ -

Please do something about the adds you run on ESPN!
I can only see these same adds with @jaytatum0 so many times. I've counted 5 times for each in 30 mins!
I'm going insane! 🤬😡🤬

[David @Dabomber]

@DRTerryTaber @Racing Much better mate! 🏇🏻

[David @Dabomber]

@DRTerryTaber Smile you old fuckers!! Haha!

[David @Dabomber]

@ESPNRadio Never at a sporting event!

Plenty of times after at home!

[David @Dabomber]

@essendonfc Is terrible 😞

[David @Dabomber]

.@nbsmallerbear with the old DILLIGAF!

The legend continues to grow!

#49ers

[David @Dabomber]

@terrypunter5 That's going to be tough with them other terrific combos mate.
Lloyd and Lucas ---> Daylight for me! ⬛🟥

[David @Dabomber]

@DRTerryTaber Good looking roosters there mate!
Haha! 🖤❤️