David

I probably prefer my dog to most people.

[David @DabyEnglish]

@kimberleyaf my idol

[David @DabyEnglish]

You know it's summer when ice bounces off your windowsill and hits you in the head.

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg better tweet about it

[David @DabyEnglish]

Nicky minaj is a skank

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg we're obviously not trying hard enough

[David @DabyEnglish]

That guy cut my hair while watching tv the whole time. I'm not sure if I'm feeling confident

[David @DabyEnglish]

Studying massacres makes me want to go out and do one.

[David @DabyEnglish]

This is how to people watch

[David @DabyEnglish]

By making glasses sexy we're encouraging poor eyesight. Evolution is odd

[David @DabyEnglish]

Free food > any other food

[David @DabyEnglish]

Surprisingly hurt the diplodocus has been swapped for a blue whale in the natural history museum.

[David @DabyEnglish]

Fuck me sideways if Nietzsche isn't just as bad.

[David @DabyEnglish]

Freud was a weird weird man.

[David @DabyEnglish]

@FloraMcteare ice pack, anyone?

[David @DabyEnglish]

Me if I don't sleep enough (⊙_◎)

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg honesty is the best policy

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg not being called Charlotte.

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg not being from Cheshire.

[David @DabyEnglish]

@charlottemcggg not being short.