Scroopy Noopers

[soul @soulsouljah]

when she asks “what are we” so i literally tell her we are Charlie Kirk

[َ @vndr02ad]

Queued 5 stack aram and my homeboy says “oh my god my ex is on the enemy team we have to win” only for us to LOSE and for her to type “lol” as they’re ending

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

If a dog is put to sleep when it bites a child, why is a pedophile not also put to sleep when it molests a child?

[Bunts @soylennial]

my trans kid watching me come back to the 140° car to grab another cigar and head back to the casino

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Schrödinger’s freak:

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Dude annoys girlfriend with songs about her

[Mr.Milchick Dancing @Milchickdaily]

Hollaback girl - Gwen Stefani

Requested by @rickenlazlohale and @severancememes

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

Ate all my new snacks in one day

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

keeping the christmas tradition of seeing muscle man get his ass beat alive.

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

It’s somehow funny!