Dad Bod Bane

Dad, Veteran , maker, breaker and fixer of the broken stuff.
I just wanted to be left alone, but here we are…

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@tat2dcoyote @tleehumphrey Probably because they are too busy eating their young officers and bombardiers to get that far.

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@GunGnome They are called sunglasses, and they can either instantly make you cool or douché, depends where you get them.

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@Quinnipiac The best time to delete this tweet was when you sent it, the second best time is now.

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@PrairieVeteran The percentage’s reported don’t reflect pt scores or actual combat readiness. The BMI used is somewhat antiquated, lots of 100% corn fed ,brick-shithouse soldiers who can out PT any runner I’ve seen in Battalion.

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@TristinHopper The carnage is on the move: it seems to be moving in around hillside mall. Lots of sketchy people showing up there lately.

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@Morris169612643 @GunGnome @IrreverentOtter This has to be the biggest boomer shit take I have heard in a while.

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@KeithBoag

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@Adam_Stirling I beg to differ, the inclusion of bike lanes into a city’s transportation network generates a diverse response of equity and is superior to all other forms of corruption. The consultants fees and the grants give real resilience to spending taxpayers money as fast as possible.

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@GunGnome Malum prohibitum verses Malum in se

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Modelo ‘especial’ is an especially bad beer! Basically undrinkable.

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@doralvolkswagen “Trust us, or we’ll report your car stolen “

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@GunGnome Call in, ask for a supervisor and report this. Also mention they were caught on thermal camera killing critically endangered bird habitat.
The amount of paperwork will literally kill several endangered birds as part of the process.

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@ronmortgageguy You have no idea what you’re writing about. Feel free to delete this while you still have time.

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@TristanPeloquin Is that the same one you illegally purchased and modified?

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@GunGnome @ManitobaSAO Short range cqb with no support and casualties around you is brutal. This is why police need to train dynamic events more and reroute traffic for terrorists less.

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@Adam_Stirling That’s a good thing.

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@Adam_Stirling Anthropic will release that number after they have secured the IPO. The shell game these companies play to hide news they don’t like is astounding.

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@Adam_Stirling Isn’t that sign in Saanich?

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@dougla73063 @Adam_Stirling It’s like a portlandia skit…