DCP Fan

Parody/Fan account of @DadChallengePod Came for the snark, stayed for the stache.

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This account IS NOT affiliated with The Dad Challenge Podcast. This is a parody/fan account with my own views & opinions.

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Why do tv stations break for commercial & say “[whatever show you are watching] will be right back!”

We know what commercials are & you don’t have to remind us the show will be back on in 2 minutes.

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Why does @Beyonce look like a Kardashian? She looks just like @KylieJenner …

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#NewProfilePic

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@ATate7995126 @BatteryAcid440 @BsubroncosD @JamesPGoddard90 Are you serious?? Celebrating the death of a child? You are the lowest of the low.

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Found your doppelgänger @KickBree

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Stop releasing balloons! It’s horrible for the environment & doesn’t reach loved ones in Heaven.

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@NotMikeHarlow I love her as an artist, I’ve been a fan since Destiny’s Child. But I don’t think she deserved this award. AT ALL. The one song I heard was terrible.

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Beyoncé winning album of the year is an absolute JOKE. & no, you can’t change my mind 👎🏼

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I swear I’m getting cranky in my old age.

Shit that irritates me:

“Twerking” in videos
Fake ass lips
Kayne West doing whatever he’s doing with/to his “wife”
Being pregnant & keeping your shirt up when it’s clearly big enough to cover everything
Long ass nails

I could go on

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Abbey Flickley looks like a wana be Jeffree Star & the “Solo Dad” with 3 kids has a wife who works opposite shifts. They are both fucking stupid & fooling their “fans” for validation views. Pathetic.

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@lporiginalg GOOD

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I can understand “what I ate in a day” videos… but why do we need to know what children ate in a day. That shit is weird.

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@KerryBowler @chuckclose1 @tylasweetener No one can explain. Makes sense lol democrats

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@KerryBowler @chuckclose1 @tylasweetener Can you explain how? I’d love to be more educated 🩷

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@EndWokeness Regulating social media is preventing freedom of speech which is protected under law. So sowwy social media huwts your feelings. Get off the high horse & put yourselves where regular US citizens are.

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Seriously. Please educate me. What rights are women losing under Trump? Legitimate question if you can provide receipts.

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Good news! We will never have to hear this cackling again. Trump really saved us from years of cringe

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Imagine 🤣

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TDS should be officially classified as a mental illness at this point

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@chuckclose1 @tylasweetener Glad someone else law feels the same

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@Frikin_Killer @kaymicky007 @hardtingz @tylasweetener The majority, clearly.