Daddy Confidential

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@RAwTheDJ @espn What is ESPN mourning w/pic of WH flag at half staff during #Celtics/#Wizards game?... Chyna Thomas?... democracy?? Either way I'm down.

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Trump’s reign is unfolding like Back To The Future 2, where Biff steals the sports almanac and fucks up the future in every conceivable way.

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How has this scandal not yet been nicknamed? I vote calling it Trump's Pussy Riot. (It's the only socially acceptable usage I can think of.)

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After sex this sea slug stabs its mate in the forehead. With its penis. Whatever happened to a post coital cigarette? http://t.co/rgDT3myaqV

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Did you see your @5Ten shoes on the Atlas robot?!? Check the 0:14 mark, then negotiate that military contract: http://t.co/dtEs0qlvNk

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Psst @craftbeercellar ¿Are you stocking this Rockmill Dubbel out of OH, and if so is it worth the hype via @uncrate? http://t.co/7kN5YjGxUy

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I’m in @OldNavy. #YOLO

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New post on quitting #pacifiers has lying parents, a bad-cop pediatrician, and an undeserved sucker-punch. Here: http://t.co/khzLUGAv1X

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@amyrbrown Leave it open. Feeling self-conscious will be good for productivity. Plus you can practice your concentration face.

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Unlike Big Tobacco, I imagine @MAMBABY doesn't mind when customers quit. Any tips for giving up #pacifiers? Check it: http://t.co/khzLUGAv1X

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Does @NukUSA have any tips for getting toddlers to give up pacifiers?... or is that bad for business? Check it: http://t.co/khzLUGAv1X

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New post today! With Ambien, goblins, and an imaginary baby from #Wisconsin! http://t.co/PJJvH6KxJe #pacifier

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Can @Jerry_Remy get the #redsox to abandon their disastrous 2-tone uniforms? They look dressed for spring training.

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New post has Boy Scouts, the Village People and... your grandpa: http://t.co/XCnEhYUh2l #parenting #gay #scouting

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New post! Of neckerchiefs and pitching tents: the Boy Scouts wrestle with gays - http://t.co/aRDYSYgD4k #BSA #gay #honor

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The next 60 days are the longest of the year. Enjoy.

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We salute you, @jasoncollins34 for your courage and leadership. Any time you want to throw out a first pitch at Fenway Park, let us know.

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This will make you smile uncontrollably: https://t.co/wxSOpDHTdd via @devour

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"Hand-crafted bootlaces"? Um, if you say so: http://t.co/lHMjVCq93q via @uncrate

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@matthewhpollock Hell no... that was just some half-assed contribution to some charitable thing.