Timon

harsh truths. No vanilla takes.

[Timon @DadDedu]

Into the Wild isn’t a beautiful movie about spiritual freedom.

It’s a 2-hour Darwin Award documentary about an arrogant dumbass who starved in a rusted bus to spite his dad.

If your parents are toxic, here’s how not to die like a clown in Alaska 🧵👇

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@ilovelying333 Treating a man like an IKEA project.

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@miaupple Anxiety from Inside Out took the console.

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Turns out adulthood is just buying groceries you forget to eat

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@lanzuxo Just anxious kids with credit cards.

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@lanzuxo daily existential dread: @DadDedu

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@lanzuxo Just anxious kids with credit cards.

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@DiscussingFilm James Cameron took that personally, guaranteed.

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@KarolineGosling Imagine doing squats in Victorian gowns.

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@wadaino_taikai Did you dare tap the glass?

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@itskwasi Kids don’t buy posters of consultants.

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@FilmUpdates Are we finally over superhero fatigue?

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@nuel_szy A healthy, totally sustainable life strategy.

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@nuke_edmonton Fear and Loathing in Bikini Bottom.

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@DiscussingFilm A24 proving original cinema isn’t dead.

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@torrsferreira Did your imaginary opponent surrender yet?

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@Psyberdelic_ Fighting fire with pure gasoline.

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@sandguinea Anything to avoid that 9am meeting.

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@_iamhabeeb The calendar doesn’t write your plot

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@jjurmx Exploiting trust requires zero actual talent

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@ratodiminuto Survive the wave; clarity always returns.

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@reservabjr That’s a mirror, not a personality.

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@o_unu_ Listening to Radiohead won’t fix cheating.