Dad Fiction

Both married. 1 pooped his pants at 35 and again at 37. 1 podcast. Infinite whiskey.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

That's one small step for man...and one giant...... I have a dream!

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

Super proud of him. I coached Jimmy in middle school. Absolutely amazing kid, phenomenal athlete.

[Adrian Medina @AdrianMedina_16]

Congrats to Jim Jarvis on getting his first MLB base knock.

[Salty Buccaneer🧂🏴‍☠️🟥🟧⬜️ @SaltyBuc91]

When the DOJ (under President Nixon) sued him in 1973, saying he violated the Fair Housing Act by refusing to lease to black tenants— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he had his black employees removed from his casino floors while he was present in the 80s— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he took out a full page ad in the NYT/NYDN/NYP/NYND newspapers in 1989, to call for the death penalty against the 4 black & 1 latino kids known as the ‘Central Park Five’ (who were exonerated)— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he was quoted in John O’Donnell’s 1991 book saying “Black guys counting my money! I hate it… I think that the [black] guy is lazy. And it’s probably not his fault, because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. It’s not anything they can control”— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he had to pay a $200K fine in 1992 for kicking black dealers off tables at the Trump Plaza & Hotel Casino to accommodate high rollers— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he confirmed, in 1997, “the stuff O’Donnell wrote about me is probably true”— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he publicly pitched (2005) that his show ‘The Apprentice’ should do a season of blacks vs whites— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he started to slander and libel President Obama’s U.S. citizenship status in 2011, repeatedly, because his middle name is “Hussein”— you said “he’s not racist”…

When David Duke (infamous leader of the KKK) endorsed him for President in 2015, and he failed to decry the infamously vile white supremacist’s support— you said “he’s not racist”…

When he has repeatedly harassed, disparaged, and publicly admonished the likes of the Obama’s & their children, Kamala Harris, the late John Lewis, and many other black political leaders— you said “he’s not racist”…
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He has 5+ decades of being racist PUBLICLY and you still refuse to acknowledge that Donald Trump is and always has been a racist.

Him posting an Ai generated video depicting Michelle & Barack Obama as apes (a repugnant racial trope, that is as old as this country itself, used to disparage black Americans) on HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, is yet another example of why he is the embodiment of “when someone shows you who they are, believe them”

This isn’t debatable. He is despicable. He has zero class as a human being. And you’re just as disgusting as him if you try to gaslight us into believing his abhorrent post was anything other than what he meant it to be: a racist depiction of a former POTUS/First Lady.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@TheSports_Shift Rick Mirer and Dave Kreig come to mind

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@Doritos 14

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

if a federal agent kills you for impeding an investigation, that is called murder.

if a federal agent kills you for kicking them in the shin as hard as you can, that is called murder.

if a federal agent kills you for throwing dogshit at them and blowing a whistle while packing heat, that is called murder.

here in this fucking country, you go to a court and you get sentenced by a judge. “fuck around and find out” is not legally binding.

idc what your stance is on ice as a whole, immigration, whatever. we witnessed a murder yesterday in broad daylight.

end of story.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@Jaxweah @grok Yes please

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@MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @TheDirector_YT @Reekayy @diehardboltclub @BoltVox @ChargersMemes @ChargersCountry Dan Fouts, John Hadl, Stan Humphries, John Friez, Craig Whelihan, Doug Flutie, Drew Brees, Mark Malone, Jim Harbaugh, Billy Joe Tolliver...

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@CoachDuggs Absolutely brilliant

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@Ghostofcynthia "Christian" Mother of 2... I am pretty sure Jesus hates poor people, sick people, black people right? That's gotta be in the Bible somewhere. "Hate your neighbor," right? Solid.

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@MarvelStudios
Can we have doctor doom go into the quantum realm and tell Kang that he will free him if Kang agrees to fight alongside him?

My son thinks this would be epic.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@MarvelStudios my son had some ideas

"Dead marvel when making avengers doomsday, I have some ideas. You could:

Have a battle in the savage land and place stuck in time where dinosaurs and other extinct animals live.

Include the mighty petavengers

Have ka-zar fight with them

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

Truth is
You never pick up all the dog poop
You can't pluck all the gray hairs
Your car will never be clean when you have kids
Body lotion is not toothpaste.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@JustSomeBeer Challenge accepted

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@JustSomeBeer Challenge accepted!!

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

Did you ever go pee and try and time the flush perfectly with you finishing?
I never win.

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

Found out my kids spring break is 1 more day.
What kinda BS is this!

[Dad Fiction @DadFiction]

@D_Lombardozzi reacher season 2 episode 6...man what a performance. Thank you for putting so much into this for us fans.

[Warburtons @Warburtons]

Sometimes, you need Samuel L. Jackson to play you in a commercial...

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