Dad Joke Darth

I find your lack of dad jokes disturbing.

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Luke: I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Me: Hi A Jedi like my father before me.

I'm Dad.

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Ben stays in his room and avoids human contact.

Ben distances himself socially.

Ben cares about his grandpa.

Ben makes sure his frontline workers have masks and protective equipment.

Be like Ben!

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Luke: Hey dad what’s the protocol if the Empire’s communication systems go down?

Me: We send SNOKE signals!

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Hey Luke what do you call a Jedi who really loves Italian pastries?

Obi-wan Cannoli!

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Groggy Luke: Dad why are you waking me up so early for school?

Me: I wanted to see The Rise of Skywalker! HAHA *koosh* HAHA!

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Leia: Awww, dad your new kitten is so cute. What’s his name?

Me: Emperor Purrpatine

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Luke was complaining that I Force pushed him out of bed for school.

I told him the Force Awakens.

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Luke said he would rather live on an ice planet like Hoth than hear one more of my dad jokes

I told him it sounded like a really COOL place

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My son must not like my jokes.

He always gives me a lukewarm response and ewoks away from me.

#DadJokes

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Luke: Dad why did you plant cannabis in mom’s garden?

Me: I wanted to have the HIGH ground.

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Leia: Dad can I take riding lessons?

Me: Sure sweetie. May the HORSE be with you.

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Luke: Dad can I borrow $10?

Me: What, am I A Jar Jar BANK? Take out a Han LOAN-o! Or ask Lando CASHrissian! Haha! Oh my jokes are too RICH!

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Luke: Dad I got a dog! What should I name him?

Me: Chew-

Luke: Don't you dare!

Me: -barka!

Get it Luke CHEWBARKA!

#dadjokes #StarWars

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Luke: I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Me: Hi A Jedi like my father before me.

I'm Dad.

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Me: Know why the Deathstar doesn’t have coffee shops?

Leia: ugh, dad … no, why?

Vader: BECAUSE THE STORMBARISTAS KEEP MISSING ALL THEIR ESPRESSO SHOTS!!!

BAHAHA-*khooh* HAHA *khaah* HAHA!!

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Luke: My throat’s sore.

Me: Have a cup of tea.

Luke: Camomile?

Me: I prefer James Earl Grey Jones.

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Not a fan of Alderaan anymore. It was a nice place but now it has no atmosphere.

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Gotta say Han, stuffing my son into a tauntaun to save his life was a really GUTSY move.

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Padme: Let’s go to Naboo.

Me: Is there a lot of sand there?

Padme: Nah, boo.

#loveofmylife

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Luke: May the 4th be with you dad!

Me: I don’t observe Rebel holidays. I’ll be celebrating later, on Revenge of the 6th.

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Me: Hey Leia, what’s Luke’s favourite soup?

Leia: Dunno, think he likes chicken noodle?

Me: Nope. It’s won-TAUNTAN soup!