Dad Jokes

A few dads & uncles spreading humor to the world one groaner at a time. Send us your favorites! Tag us @ DadJokes4All #DadJokes Check out our book on Amazon!

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From silly happy hours, telling #jokes, turned into a fun #dadjoke book. We curated our fav jokes, wrote a piece on why dad jokes matter, & Ángel Martínez Jiménez contributed the illustrations. We hope you enjoy it!

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What kind of shoes does a plumber hate?
- Clogs

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What did the teacher say to the french fries that were slow learners?
- Ketchup

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What kind of music is played at Santa's workshop?
-Wrap Music

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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt quack

[Eric Hougan, PhD @EricHougan]

A student just asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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What do you get when you cross Mexican Alcohol with Classic English Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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My son might not be the best roofer in the world.

But he is up there.

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What vegetable is not allowed on a boat?

A Leek

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[Will Roscoe @Goodish_Will]

And this is the way it ends.
Not with a bang but with a WI/MI/PA.

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Why is fish good at watching their weight?

They have lots of scales.

[Leann Marie @leannmarie84]

In baseball which player always holds the water?
The pitcher.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"
Two time travelers walk into a bar.

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Why shouldn't you call anyone average
Because it's mean.

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Why are there are no cats on Mars ?
Curiosity killed them all.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

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