Dad Joy Daily

Dad by day, memory maker by night. Tweeting the trials, triumphs, and tiny terrors of fatherhood. #DadLife #CherishedChaos

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Hey @kfc and @MountainDew I think Xavier wants to be your new spokesperson ❤️

How is the Sweet Lightning ⚡️ Dew? 10/10 🔥 #kfc #mountaindew

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Xavier's cookie challenge 🍪 How do you think he did? #cookiechallenge #Familylove

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Oh, and by the way, dad gives way better back scratches than mom because mom doesn't have any freaking nails 💅🤣❤️

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Every night that I put my son to bed, I sing this lullaby to him. It's something I wrote just for him. He loves it when I sing it to him at bedtime, especially when I scratch his back while singing it. ⬇️🌙😴💙⬇️

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Part 2:

🎵 Baby boy, it's time to sleep. Close your eyes, and have sweet dreams. And tomorrow, when morning comes. You know I love you, my precious son.

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Watching my son cheering on his NASCAR driver brings back memories of watching NASCAR with my Dad growing up. "Go Chase Elliot #9," he keeps cheering. He's definitely your grandson, Dad. #RIP #NASCAR @NASCAR @chaseelliott

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4 year old life lesson

😢Whining is not how you get what you want in life

Son: throws a fit, his milk is in the wrong cup

Me: you get no milk at all

2 DAYS LATER

Me: gives son milk, same cup that he freaked out about

Son: may I please have my milk in a different cup #dadwin

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Not to brag, but my 4 year old son has placed 2nd in Fortnite Battle Royale - twice now 🎮🔫🏆

I can only imagine the looks of defeat on their faces when they realize they got schooled by a 4 year old 🤣

#fortnite #videogames #battleroyale #dadjoy #dadlife @Fortnite @EpicGames

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Me and my son getting down on some Fortnite Zoo Tycoon 🎮

Titaniusmaxamus: Level 23, 18 restarts 🏆

chonny7: Level 22, 18 restarts 🏆

#papazoo #Fortnite #tycoon @PapaNoobhy

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Me or my wife lay with my son every night until he falls asleep. Sometimes, we fall asleep with him.

Somedays, I'd rather use the little bit of me time I get for me and my wife, but I know one day he will no longer want us to lay with him.

Enjoy every moment before it's gone.

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My 3 year old slammed his head into mom's face and gave her a bloody nose.

It's definitely one of the worst fits he has thrown. Having the whole house currently sick probably doesn't help the mood.

Here's to hopes we all get better and he doesn't do something like this again.

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When your 3 year old buys a Bluey book on Kindle for $10 but it's in Spanish.

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It's a bitter sweat end, but we must say goodbye. See you next year, Rusty!

#ElfOnTheShelf #ChristmasEve #Christmas #Christmas2024 #dadjoy #dadlife

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@Dadsaysjokes Rudolf, the red nosed liberal.

Says he wants to work from home.

(In the tune of the Rudolf song)

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Rusty only has 2 mornings left with us, and he is going hard before he leaves 🤣 #ElfOnTheShelf #dadjoy #dadlife #Christmas2024 #Christmas

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We have a great Christmas Lego minifigure collection so far this year. For the past few days I've brought one home in my lunch box for my son.

"Dad! What do you have in your lunch box for me?"

#LEGO @LEGO_Group #Christmas    #dadjoy #dadlife

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@OfficialBlueyTV Verandah Santa will leave some pavlova and a large Bartlebee teddy bear under my pillow 🛌

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The yearly Chex mixes are made, and Rusty finds himself in a bit of a dilemma #CHEX @ChexCereal #elfontheshelf #Christmas #dadlife #dadjoy

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Our Elf on the Shelf Rusty has been a lot happier since his friend Snoop showed up 🤣

#dadlife #dadjoy #elfontheshelf @SnoopDogg