John Mahoney 🇺🇸

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

This weather is absolutely ripppping bro

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

@PardonMyMeme

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

@BFW @clubtrillion care to comment?

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

There’s a new conspiracy theory that Guy Fieri doesn’t actually eat anything on Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

Yeah I might be out on the whole cruise thing.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

More than 100 people have been sickened in a norovirus outbreak on board a Caribbean Princess cruise, per CDC.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

More than 100 people have been sickened in a norovirus outbreak on board a Caribbean Princess cruise, per CDC.

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

Didn’t Josh Rosen say the same shit

[𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟🧊 @LockdownWill]

Carson Beck didn’t hold back:

“A lot of teams are going to regret passing on me. I’ve always believed I’m QB1 in this draft, and now I get the chance to prove it with the Cardinals. Super Bowl expectations start now. Some teams are gonna wish they trusted the tape more.”

😳😤

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

No joke I legit built this bridge

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

Thought this was @BizNasty2point0 at first glance. Had to do a double take.

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Only easy money fights for Renato Moicano 😆 🔥

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

@mostlysports

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

BREAKING: The Pirates are calling up Konnor Griffin, the top prospect in baseball 🚨

He will make his MLB debut tomorrow vs. the Orioles

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

How about you shut your whore mouth

[Cyclone Kamala @CycloneKamala]

We are due for an awful offensive night. I feel it in my clone bone.

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

@TBob53 Headed to Disney in June. Need this shirt where did you obtain this?

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Every 100 retweets i make Zac bigger #ExperianBoostOrBust

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

March Madness is here

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨Scientists created a robot the size of a grain of rice that dissolves kidney stones inside the body without surgery

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

Bad day to be a bird.

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

No chance I’m having a fucking AI monthly bill

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

[John Mahoney 🇺🇸 @DadMahoney]

So these things have a sense of humor and anxiety now?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Lawsuit claims ChatGPT pretended to be a lawyer and persuaded a woman into firing her real attorney while citing fake case law.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

DRIVERS! START YOUR ENGINES!