Neighborhood Dad

I identify as a narcissistic, lying, lovebombing , ghosting POS. This is my story.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Imagine being so fucking creepy you use someone else’s account to contact someone that ghosted you. Gross.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I should tweet more, but there’s only so much I can say about how shitty of a person I am.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I tell my wife about all my women in extreme detail. It’s the only thing that gets her off.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I’m a loser, baby

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Sometimes I think I should be a better person, but nahhhhh

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Thankfully, no one in my life or that I do business with knows what a freak I truly am. Yet.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Lying sack of shit logging on

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Sorry I haven’t tweeted much, I’ve been busy practicing what I preach… narcissism

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I started another Twitter account so I can find more victims. I’m so proud of the piece of shit I am.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I play this cute little game where I lie to women and tell them how much they mean to me and how much it would hurt to lose them then I disappear like the POS I am.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

There’s a reason my wife won’t have sex with me

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Me… Thanks for being there for me during one of the hardest times in my life. Even when my wife didn’t give AF. You matter and mean so much to me.

Also me… Disappears like the fucking coward douchebag I am.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I gave up my 10 year old Twitter account because I’m a pussy and like to ghost the people I use

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

sometimes, i call my daughters “bitches”

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

i meet women here then take them to snap so i can be a disgusting manwhore on there too

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Thinking about a face reveal. I have a great selfie I took at Target.

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

Follow me on Snapchat.

“Friendly neighborhood dad with a secret naughty side. My wife likes when I have fun with other MILFs.”

*Just know this means I share everything with my wife but won’t tell you that

[Neighborhood Dad @DadNeighborhood]

I knew she was dead inside when we met. She had told me that. I also knew that our time together had brought life back into her. She felt again. I took that all away by disappearing into the void because I’m a fucking loser.