Martin

For swapsies: an arm shaped plant for a right footed red boot. (Adventure time parody account)

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

Happy late easter or Passover, or nothing. Can't really celebrate anything in space so I relate

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

Who needs a space buddy, I've got me, myself and I

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

There aren't many food rations here tbh. Why doesn't Dominos deliver to space?

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@TheAnimeFinn then why don't you have a wand?

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

Boom, clap, the sound of my thighs (8)

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@finn_thy_Human you're lucky I'm not maiming you again

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@finn_thy_Human shut up finn

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll punch you in your face!

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

And that son, is why they call me the womaniser. http://t.co/yh54apGitV

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

B) Cool Guy

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@DatIceKing is literally one cool king I don't get why Flinn hates him

[Ice king @DatIceKing]

The active peeps @BubblegumDamsel @Flameispower @DadTheHuman @TheAnimeFinn @finn_thy_Human @DontTouchCake @Bonnibel_Peebs @VampireQueenOoo

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

Who wants to be my valentines? Wait that's a stupid question - everybody wants to!

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@VampireQueenOoo wise men have beards. I am not a fool

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

I can drink, eat and use the TV remote all at the same with with my beard so who's really winning?

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

I mean as much as I want to shave my beard it's a really good item holder. So can store a drink in there and drink from the same time = win

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@GunterWenkWenk HOw DARE YOU

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

@GunterWenkWenk I SURE HOPE YOU DONT KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

New year; new me

[Martin @DadTheHuman]

It's pretty rough living out of the crystal... I WANT BACK IN