The Unlikely Dad

A microblog dedicated to the less popular realities (as well as the undoubted joys) of #fatherhood. Some details have been tweaked for anonymity.
#parenthood

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Mothers.

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@LessGrumpy @SueJ1973 MC Hammer is not that old!

Narrator: "But MC Hammer *was* that old."

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@SueJ1973 In Dorset?

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@SueJ1973 stunning light

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Up with books that up-pop we shall not put.

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Got the kids some books about making pop-up books. Not sure if the pop-up books pop-up. Not sure what to think anymore.

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@efeemena Oh, I think it is.

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@_josephine0_ At this point I'd probably just choose to not survive the winter.

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@danellisona Welcome to my whole strategy.

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@dineen20dineen Still going on.. mine love it

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Mostly silence.

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

What sounds or noises did you hear growing up that you no longer hear 👂

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Straight into my eyes

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Answer without using: black, milk, sugar, cream.. How do you take your coffee..

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@JackieMeek6 Bringing this back

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@Thebiglade Wait, what? I thought making money was the *second* step..

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

my toddler is mad at me because i would not serve ‘seven weetabix’ for breakfast

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@bigphil321 Haha!!

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@Sonderisfon Knowing my luck I probably have to go to work.

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There are many good things about having kids who love to draw, but one of the downsides is that there is never any paper in the printer.

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@SueJ1973 Fantastic

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Walking along chatting with my 6 year old, when I realise that she's hiding behind my legs and no-one else can see her, and I look completely insane.