The Unlikely Dad

A microblog dedicated to the less popular realities (as well as the undoubted joys) of #fatherhood. Some details have been tweaked for anonymity.
#parenthood

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Substantial. Bickering.
Cool it, kids!

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

The kids like Jamaican ginger cake -- hurrah! It was a favourite from my own childhood, so I am pleased. What snacks or treats do you remember best?

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

@TheFigen_ I saw nutthin'

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Despite the sugar highs, Easter is actually great. An excuse to BBQ or roast, in spring, with 4 days off. Lovely time to see family. What are you doing?

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Gearing up for chocolate Christmas.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Carefully explaining to my children that Godzilla is a kaiju, but King Kong is a cryptid.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Oh yeah. #dadding
https://t.co/6CquctNOFY

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad reflexes on point💯

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Looking forward to getting off the exhausting treadmill of term-time and diving into the exhausting chaos of Easter holidays.

Didn't Enid Blyton come up with a way to send them all camping on the moors for a month?

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Having tiny daughters is fun but no one warns you about the *clothing*. I mean, wtf are leggings.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Tune in for more science projects.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

I know they shouldn't be whispering to each other at .. cripes, 11pm.. but it's quite soothing!

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I spend a disproportionate amount of my time being annoyed.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Times three in my case. Kill me now.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

FFS, World Book Day.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

The children of Generation X are going to be unlike anything behelden before.

Behelden is now a word.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

5 year old daughter is humming 80s Christmas tunes as she dozes off. Winning.

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

"Rainbows are coming out of your head!"
"Lime green bubbles are shooting out of your head!"
Never let this creativity go!

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

I can tell when the kids are hungry because they start fighting... Guess I'm making tortillas!

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

If you don't joke about eating the youngest, then are you even dadding? #succulent

[The Unlikely Dad @DadUnlikely]

Is it normal for your children to invent a new religion based around rodents?