Desperate Dad

The continuing adventures of a dad in the 21st century. @barrylwood in real life.

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

What can often at times, seem like warfare - isn't really is it..?✊🏻❤️‍🔥
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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

@pinta44 @MarillionOnline Hey! Good to hear from you!🤩
I haven't been very active on here or the blog in the last few years so trying to be a bit better! Thanks for reading xx

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

As one of my favourite bands says (@MarillionOnline).
Memories can be a blessing - but #DontHurtYourself...❤️‍🔥
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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

It’s been a while again - and now I have a new LO keeping me just as ‘desperate’ as ever before!
Here’s our latest adventure…

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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

It’s tiring at dad’s you know! 👀

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

@primarily_prog Me too boss, me too. #LifeChanging. ✊🏻

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

Been at bit quiet on here recently, but I’m still alive (just) and constantly fending off my LOs - as evidenced here.
#DesperateDadUnderAttack
Stay safe fellow parenters…✊🏻

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

Who’s your favourite @CBeebiesHQ #MrTumble character? I think mine, sorry ‘ours’ is #GrandadTumble. The way he calls #MrTumble ‘the boy’ all the time is hilarious... 🤣👍🏻

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

More misadventure than adventure - but here’s the very latest one. With grateful thanks to both @ULHT_News & @TeamNUH/@nottmhospitals as always. ❤️✊🏻
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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

#SundayMorning and thankful. More blogs coming soon...
#beenawhile 🤕

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

@Paul_BIMLtd @TonyKLPFT @officialcharts @pinkfloyd Absolutely! Another great trivia question there!

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

A bit late posting thanks to our ‘eventful’ Dec, but during a relaxing morning of listening to @officialcharts Christmas No.1s, it’s time for a read of this...
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[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

@Paul_BIMLtd @officialcharts Thank you! 👍🏻

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

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[Rate My Plate 🍽️ @ratemyplatenow]

Best twitter accounts we should follow?

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

Sorted! @WeAreNavenby 2–0 Sleaford! 👍🏻

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

One Desperate Dad minus mummy, plus three kids & football in the rain = 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
#outnumbered

[Desperate Dad @Dad_Desperate]

Off to a flyer! 👌🏻
#CakeForBreakfast

[sam curtis @sammanfa]

Coming to your child's book bag in Lincoln anytime soon, featuring @Dad_Desperate, what's on events, vouchers and secondary school open evening dates (plus a piece on why I'm now a dog person 🐶).