Chris James

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Naked toddler bent,
At knees to poop while standing,
Hand saves the carpet.

#DadLife
#HaikuChallenge
@haiku_dad

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Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

Just in case any of you without kids is wonder what parenthood is like:

It is like having somebody rip out your beard hair and eat it, oh wait it is not like that it IS that, that is exactly what my 10 month old is currently doing.

#DadLife
#SendHelp

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We always appreciate it.

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When my wife asks me why I have to make so much noise while I poop I say “I do it for the fans”

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Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

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The first rule of #Encanto is we don’t talk about Bruno.

The second rule of #Encanto is…

#DadJokes
#DadLife

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Here are the suggestions my phone gave me when I connected my Bluetooth headphones.

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@TheReal80800757 @Brewers Rain delay.

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Raise your hand if you and your toddler have listened to the entire The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack before 8:00AM.
🙋‍♂️

#ToddlerLife
@dannyelfman
#DadLife

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Raise your hand if you’ve listened to the entire Frozen 2 soundtrack (Deluxe Edition) already this morning!!
🙋‍♂️

#DadLife
@Disney
@AppleMusic

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You know that thing when you’re trying to go to sleep and your face starts itching for no good reason? I like to call that “resting itch face”.

#DadThoughts

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@BlumJordan Man, I’m so freaking excited to dive into this!!!

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Question:
What’s your favorite thing about the movie Groundhog Day, and why did you choose @Tobolowsky’s role as Ned Ryerson?

#DadThoughts

[Chris James @Dad_HQ]

I have no idea who created this, but I feel like someone has been waiting patiently for a long time to drop it on the world.

Whoever you are, great job!!

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@JameyEisenberg
I like a lot of these guys. Which flex option is winning me my league?

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Is it 8:20 yet? #TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart

@HOMAGE
@mrgnomemusic
@Browns

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@yeti_face @disneyplus Movies I could have put in there bedsides Frozen:
- Moana
- Boss Baby
- Coco
- Trolls
- Minions
- Frozen II
- The Lion King
- Madagascar

They definitely go in waves with their obsessions!!

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Anyone else watch a full movie already this morning because they were too tired to be a good parent at 5:30am?

Today I am thankful for @disneyplus and #Tangled

#DadLife
#Thanksgiving