Dad Haikus

SCBWI Author/illustrator Ryan Nusbickel’s absurd Dad Haikus with even dumber dad #cartoons. #PB #writingcommunity

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I HOPE: I hope someone looks / at you the way my daughters / both look at cheese puffs.

#dadhaikus #cheesepuffs

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It’s #NationalHaikuDay and #TaxDay2024 so here’s a haiku about an Accountant … sort of.

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A lot to unpack here.

#doghaikus #dadhaikus
#poetry #haiku #pets #dogcartoons #dog #funnypuppy #cat #parenting #therapy

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That laptop had a good run.

#doghaikus #dadhaikus #dog #pet #poetry #cartoon #haiku #dogcartoon #funnydogs

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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, I jump through windows.

#doghaikus #dadhaikus #dog #cat #pet #poetry #haïku #cartoon #humor

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Just kidding. Cone acceptance is a myth.
#doghaikus

#dogsofinstagram #dog #pet #cat #haiku #poetry #cartoon #funnymeme

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They sure do make 30 minutes disappear. #dadhaikus

#parenting #dad #poetry #mom #haiku

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And my kids never tip me.
#dadhaikus
#parenting #travelingwithkids #dadlife
#poetry #haiku #airport

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That dog‘s pants are on fire.

#doghaikus #writing #poetry #haiku #dogsofinstagram #pets #catsofinstagram #dad #dadhaikus

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Rated G for gross.
#dadhaikus
#poetry #haiku #parenting #dad #mom #dadcartoon #writing

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The new book is finally out! My first collection of Dad Haikus! Just dropped off signed/haiku’d copies at @novelneighbor!

#dadhaikus #haikus #poetry #dadcartoons

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The heart wants what the heart wants.
#doghaikus #dogs #pets #dogcartoons #haiku #poetry #petcartoons #parenting #dadhaikus #dadcartoons

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Sure, I’ve got five hours I needed to kill, anyway.
#dadhaikus #poetry #haiku #dadcartoon #cartoon #parenting #momcartoon

[Dad Haikus @Dad__Haikus]

Canine self-awareness.
#doghaikus

#dadhaikus #dogs #dogcartoons #doghumor #petcartoons #poetry #haikus

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It was either that or a pizza cutter.
#dadhaikus #foodcartoon #food #poetry #haiku #parentingcartoon

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Fuzzy math. #doghaikus

#dadhaikus #dogs #pets #haiku #poetry #cartoon #humor #parenting #dinner

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Every square inch of space … perfectly allocated.
#dadhaikus @YETICoolers #cartoon #humor #poetry #haiku #dad

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Do you feel lucky, punk!?

#dadhaikus #cartoon #haiku #dad #parenting

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We take our fitted sheets crumbled … not folded.
#dadhaikus #dad #parenting #mom #haiku #poetry #cartoon

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Bad ear day.
#doghaikus #dadhaikus #pets #dog #poetry #haiku #cartoon

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My reviews of braids are even worse.
#dadhaikus #dadjokes #humor #cartoon #haircare #meme #haiku #poetry