Rich Pashby

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

Realizing that by selecting #Pence #Trumps hands look much larger by comparison to the governors head size.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

I'm honored that you liked our story but somehow the person who I was supposed to contact never followed up with me https://t.co/mlWgQCBSe4

[Red Sox @RedSox]

@Dad_of_SAM Hi Rich, we'd love to give you and your son a pair of tickets! We love your story. We'll DM with details.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

A true @RedSox fan would ordinarily say, 'there's plenty of time' (Losing: 8th 20-2) but am I giving up on them for another reason now? 🎟?

[Clark Howard @ClarkHoward]

Hey @Toyota, one of your trucks has more than 700,000 miles! https://t.co/LHHNifBXwl #Toyota

[NWS Burlington @NWSBurlington]

Snow in June? Could be the 4th time in the history of the Mt. Mansfield site (since 1954) if the forecast holds true

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

@RealSlimBrady09 @RedSox he snuck it b/c mom set his clothes out the night before and neglected the important stuff, I guess?
#priorities

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

❤️ son snuck his @RedSox t-shirt in his backpack this morning; brought it to school then changed into it after I dropped him off. ❤️

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

...now I gotta go hide the body. AKA: leave it where another critter can eat the #leftovers far away from child spectators.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

In honor of waking up to this crime scene this morning at home I am listening to #Prokofiev's Peter and The Wolf...

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

"volunteered" 10+ hours this week; kids haven't touched the field yet This should be interesting.
#Tball #MRV #Help

[Isaac Keyet @isaackeyet]

Isn’t it weird how CNN has NOTHING on #PanamaPapers 6 hours after the leak? https://t.co/Pf4tu3a8by #corruption

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

My dog sleeps like 18 hours of the day.
*takes off sunglasses*
I think he has a rug problem.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

I took @hannahskalecke @subaru_usa for a hell ride today and all that hippie music kept making me think my phone was ringing.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

My kids playing it "cool" in church today, actually they always play it cool.

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

Pro Tip:
Roll foil wrappers from kids holiday candy in 1 ball vs. many to conceal the evidence better. Also play ignorant works like a charm

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

Trying so hard to find correlation between Jesus and Rabbits this morning. #EggsEverywhere

[Mike Luoma @MikeLuoma]

If a bird landed like that on a GOP candidate's podium, we'd all have to listen to them spout about how it represented God's Holy Spirit...

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

The harder I try to explain to my kids to be quiet while someone's sleeping, the louder they get.
#lifelessons #sleep #runningonempty

[Rich Pashby @Dad_of_SAM]

The gray ones always seem grow the fastest.
#lifelessons #old