Hash Slinging Slasher

Astronaut | 7x Grammy Winner | 4x Mongolia’s Strongest Man | 5 Star Uber Rating | Walks on water | Olympic Water Skiing Gold Medalist | Lavender enthusiast

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@trashdr4fts im looking forward to your text on july 1st

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@trashdr4fts wait hold on lemme make it worse

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@trashdr4fts how do i dislike a tweet

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@trashdr4fts aren’t you argentinian?

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@trashdr4fts don’t tell me what to do

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@trashdr4fts my fault queen keep whimsymaxxing

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@trashdr4fts you do that in your own city

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@trashdr4fts yes.

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JUSTIN HOLL GONE TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

UPDATE: The #RedWings have acquired Justin Faulk from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for Justin Holl, Dmitiri Buchelnikov, Detroit’s 2026 1st round pick and San Jose’s 2026 3rd round pick.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being such a snowflake you need a different half time show.

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@MissLobotomist @tippity

[Cederick @cederickmc]

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

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@JDVance I bet you and your buddies LOVE listening to Kid Rock

[fawn @fawnncel]

her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mustard hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

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@oldirtydangles All this because people crying over a contact sport having… *checks notes* contact?

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@jarvis_best @Ethelbrait1941 thoughts?

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@GuyFieri @freddurst I had a vision

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Every Isaac TeSlaa catch