Stayvon

Dad life+3 littles×my awesome wife=kickass

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Trump Supporters: Prepare for the next Civil War, you stole the election!
*rioting at the Capitol and people are disgusted*
Trump Supporters: It's fake news, that's Antifa!
#MAGA #dumb #fakenews

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Ok i figured it out... He thinks he was competing with himself!! This whole time I thought he was an idiot but really he's just misinformed! Whew, dodged a bullet guys, someone go ahead and tell him. #trump2020 #BidenHarris2020 #Elections2020 @Trevornoah

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Perhaps the biggest difference between 2016 and 2020 is @FoxNews, despite the fact that I went from 63,000,000 Votes to 75,000,000 Votes, a record 12,000,000 Vote increase. Obama went down 3,000,000 Votes, and won. Rigged Election!!!

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Wait... if there is mass voter fraud, why is our president only looking into a couple states he lost in the election?
#VoteBiden #Trump2020 #voterfraud #CountEveryLegalVote #letsdothis

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

The only unrealistic thing about @theofficetv is that Michael Scott never had a dog.

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

There are things I want to tweet but then I remember a pastor at my church is the person who responds to most of my stuff...

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Can we all admit that if ventriloquism hasn't made it mainstream during this mask-required time it's just not going to happen?

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

@SpideyChex A new Netflix documentary

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Anyone else put their wallet back in their pocket while their card is still in the reader then take it back out to put their card away all because they have no idea what to do with their hands?

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Has anyone called Mike Jones lately??

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Flies really out here like your broke friend, "You gon' eat that?"

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

@SpideyChex This is hilarious, but didn't she tweet just 4 days ago that she's watching Glee at an obnoxious volume??

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

So the claim is that Coronavirus is a hoax created by Democrats to get Trump out. If this is true, can we all acknowledge that they got the ENTIRE WORLD on board?

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Anyone else's bills starting to look like Williams?
#payup #quarantine #Covid_19 #CouldUseABeer

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

@SpideyChex Bro, I got you

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

I think we need to start a petition for @Ritzcrackers to change their personal serving packages to fun size, and their regular packages to personal snack size.
#dontjudgeme #crackersforlife #Quarantine #quarantinesnacks

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Apparently 9:20pm MST is the moment the entire world starts streaming which means NOTHING WORKS!
#QuarantineLife #noNetflix #noTV #nowwhat

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

You ever go to put the baby to sleep but end up putting yourself to sleep?
#iwasnteventired #QuarantineLife #dadprobs

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

Me to my wife: So do we just go ahead and get a Tik Tok and blow up?

[Stayvon @DaddinHabits]

The best and worst part of being a parent during this #Quarantine is having full control of the snacks.
#snackKing #QuarantineLife